Jesus Christ's Official Homepage

Hi, I'm Jesus Christ, and this is my personal webpage. You may find yourself wondering, "why is the Son of God's official homepage so small and unimpressive?" Well, as you may have heard, I am a poor carpenter, so all I can afford are a crummy little free webpage and a web-based email address (plus, Jesus.com was already taken. Motherfucking Name-Stealing Bastards, I hope they rot in hell). But at least I am striving to keep up with the changing times! On this page, I hope to tell you more about myself, hopefully answer some common questions you may have, and maybe tell a parable or two (probably not more than two though, I'm really busy these days).